Two Squirrels

Sounds an innocuous phrase, right?

"Two squirrels".

Nothing outrageous about that (except maybe the fact that we have two squirrels in our back garden), no sir-ee.

Except when it's followed by "Daddy" and uttered by your two year old (and two months, Ted, I know) son. Your son who, so you thought, can't count (oh yes, he can list the numbers from 1 to 10 in order, but count? no!).

My heart melted.

*sigh*